BobHarris.com: "I hereby justly declare that God Almighty, the Infinite and Unknowable, Creator of All That Is Beyond Comprehension, is cheating on his diet with a tuna sandwich at the moment. He also bats left-handed but throws with his right, loves the ketchup-flavored Twisties snacks you can buy in southeast Asia, and hasn't played the banjo in almost a year."