Wednesday, January 28, 2004

The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it...
Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate....
Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

Dr. Martin Luther King
Quotes from Dogs of War: "If she dies, his approval ratings will go through the roof."
THe Bear:

The Bear
By Dan Chiasson

In quiet, in the exquisite privacy of a cave, a bear
is giving birth. Outside the cave a steady rain falls
but here there are no echoes, only the sound
of her convulsing body and her babies' cries.
Her cubs are white, screaming lumps, eyeless until
she licks their eyes into place, bald until
she paints fur up and down them with her tongue.
It is a litter of five at least; it is hard to see
how many have burrowed under her soft belly.
Also, this is ancient Rome; it is hard to see through
so much time. It makes you wonder how many
other beautiful sights are hidden away in time,
a cavelike element famous for its dimness. Now she
and her cubs are emerging from the cave, leaving
one weakling behind. He is lame, and will not survive
this rainy night two thousand years ago. By now
he is vanishing into the floor of the dark cave,
even his newly painted fur, even his fresh eyes.
By now he's gone entirely from view.
All the caves on this hill are identical again."

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Dean, Lobotomized - He shouldn't take that abuse from Diane Sawyer. By Timothy�Noah: "Seeing Dean beg for mercy over what was merely an untelegenic display of enthusiasm called to mind the last scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, when Chief Bromden finds McMurphy, and he's been lobotomized, all rebellion and mischief sucked out of him, and you don't know whether to rage or weep. If only Dean had taken a swing at Nurse Ratched before they wheeled him into the operating room."

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

The Earth Turned to Bring Us Closer by Eugenio Montejo:

The Earth turned to bring us closer,
it spun on itself and within us,
and finally joined us together in this dream
as written in the Symposium.
Nights passed by, snowfalls and solstices;
time passed in minutes and millennia.
An ox cart that was on its way to Nineveh
arrived in Nebraska.

A rooster was singing some distance from the world,
in one of the thousand pre-lives of our fathers.
The Earth was spinning with its music
carrying us on board;
it didn't stop turning a single moment
as if so much love, so much that's miraculous
was only an adagio written long ago
in the Symposium's score."

Friday, January 16, 2004

knot.magazine: "Cancer or not, we're all fucking around on the edge of a bottomless, black chasm talking about shit like what we're going to have for dinner.
We have the hot breath of a blood-thirsty beast on the back of our necks, and we do crossword puzzles and take scenic drives.
And I don't know whether all of that is a sign of idiocy or genius."

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

This Modern World: "Okay, let me get this straight...
George Bush wants to cut taxes while financing his various wars and nation-building efforts...
...and go back to the moon?
Every credit card in the national wallet is maxed out, and Dad suddenly has a midlife crisis and decides he wants to buy a friggin' moon rocket.
It's no wonder the neighbors think we're crazy."
The Website of the Former Healey Campaign: "Sorry I couldn't be here to save you $3 million.
I'm on vacation.
If you need anything, please contact
the office of the Lieutenant Governor.
You paid for it."

Monday, January 12, 2004

In the Soothing Glow of the Yellow McAlert: "In the Soothing Glow of the Yellow McAlert "
"BLIND, DEAF PEOPLE OBJECT TO BEING COMPARED TO BUSH ADMINISTRATION

Demand Apology From Paul O'Neill
After former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill likened President George W. Bush in his Cabinet meetings to a 'blind man in a roomful of deaf people,' representatives of the blind and the deaf demanded a prompt and total apology from the former administration official.

'Blind and deaf people have had a lot to contend with in the past, but this remark represents a new low,' said Lois Pankow of the Coalition for the Blind and the Deaf. 'To be compared to President Bush and his Cabinet is at the very least hurtful and quite possibly slanderous as well.'

While Ms. Pankow would not confirm that the blind and the deaf intended to take legal action against Mr. O'Neill for his remarks, she said, 'We are quite confident that any court would decide that being compared to the Bush administration has damaged the reputation of the blind and the deaf, perhaps irreparably.'

Moments after Ms. Pankow's statement, Mr. O'Neill released a statement of his own, apologizing for his comments: 'What I meant to say was that the Bush White House was like a roomful of monkeys banging away on typewriters, trying to write the complete works of William Shakespeare.'

But moments after his apology was released, a representative of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) blasted Mr. O'Neill for his new remarks, saying that they had 'defamed the reputation of monkeys everywhere.'

For his part, President Bush today released a statement comparing himself to 'rubber' and Mr. O'Neill to 'glue.'"
Where do they come from? The dust. Where do they go? the
grave. Does blood stir in their veins? No: the night wind. What
ticks in their head? The worm. What speaks from their mouth?
The toad. What sees from their eye? The snake. What hears
with their ear? The abyss betweeen the stars.

Thursday, January 08, 2004

"We all know someone who, through a series of cruel fate-twists, wound up employed by a monolithic, soul-crushing behemoth of a corporation that has, over the years, so thoroughly eroded his self-confidence and sense of wonder that the only time he can muster enthusiasm for anything work-related is when he fantasizes about perforating his superiors and coworkers. Well, turn that frown upside down with The Shocking Mouse! Just imagine the grimace of delight that will spasm across his face when he emerges from a 90-minute Pre-Discussion Meeting with Marketing to prepare participants for the two-hour Post-Pre-Discussion Planning Roundtable later that afternoon, trudges back to his cubicle and, upon touching his mouse, receives a painful electric jolt! You’ll know you got him the perfect gift when you see him put his head into his hands and sob, overcome with the joy of the holidays. "