Sunday, April 24, 2011

Voice mail riposte

Cut as a double edged sword.
On upstroke
"A beard hair in a cannoli
is disgusting"
I have a beard.
On down stroke
"But some cannoli in
a beard is delicious."
I am a diabetic.

1 comment:

mjb said...

Ri-poste
[ri-pohst]
–noun
1. A quick, sharp return in speech or action; counterstroke: a brilliant riposte to an insult.

Blogging a response to a voice mail, after two days to ponder it, is no Riposte, my friend. This is nothing more than your ‘Jerk Store’.