One small problem

From: Saggy McCratchet
Sent: Wed 5/12/2010 2:49 PM
To: Oswald SteeringWood
Subject: One small problem

There is just one small problem with my Subaru...its an 02 Malibu. Is
there a TSB for this?
Thanks
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From: Oswald SteeringWood
Sent: Wed 5/12/2010 3:56 PM
To: Saggy McCratchet
Subject: One small problem
Sir,

I regret to inform you that there is a recall on your vehicle's turbo encabulator. Please bring it in for service immediately so we can replace the encabulator with the new revision. As a part of this service we will also check the dual calf-skin bi-valve exuders at no extra charge.

In the meantime, to help cope with your Subaru/Malibu, or Subalibu, I recommend a continuous regiment of anti-depressants and Metamucil.

I hope this helps.

Best,
Oswald SteeringWood