Friday, December 05, 2003

Auto response from Flabber11 (4:15:50 PM): Northeasterners are so afraid of other people. A young child in a grocery market isle becomes a target in his mothers eyes. "Ross! Get out of the middle of the isle, people wont stop for you!" Apply my strict goal of no moral compromise to the child and he would stay in the isle and stare down any shopping carts coming at him. "This planet was made for organic life forms you metallic four wheeled fiend," he would say, "you get out of my way!" It's tricky though, if the carriage was brought up spoiled, getting everything he wanted (new wheels, a good advertisement attached to him) he may attack the small child, and we all know who suffers when there are outbreaks of violence within commercially zoned buildings: the consumer.

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