Why SUV owners will rule the world !

"Arriana Huffington can kiss my Suburban Ass while I drive around with my
children watching a DVD. I won't be able to hear the smooch due to my
wireless headphones.

I won't be able to see her when I back up anyway.

Tonight I even sat in idle at a McDonalds, getting 0 miles to the gallon,
dropping dollar billls out the exhaust pipe while I pulled pickles off my
hamburger."