Stand back, I am a professional.

His deft DBA knowledge
brought out
a girlish laugh
when answering
her question
about sql server.

Sandal shots

The staccato snaps
of her sandals
as she walked
down the hall
brought relief
when not entering
my cube.

Fuckin heat shields.

Header.
Manifold.
Up pipe.
Twin scroll turbo.
Down pipe.
Center pipe.
Mufflers.
Intercooler.
Flash the ECU.
Grin like a wild man!

Robots vs People in space.

R. says:
I can think of one thing people can do in space that robots can't.

M. says:
Was this thing in a james bond movie?

R. says:
That or a James Kirk episode on Start Trek.

M. says:
So robots can't be really bad actors? That's it?

Can you hear me now?

Discussion between two co-workers:

J. said "Your not listening to me."
M. replied "Well then your not listening to me"
J. said "I have told you three times now"

ITEM

I have found that
melding the sliver
of old bar with
the new bar
is very easy with
Dial soap.

WTF

When a woman refers
to herself as
"I don't consider myself a feminist by any means"
what exactly does that mean?
"I'll accept less pay for the same job?"
"I'll accept not being able to vote?"
"I'll let other people tell me how to dress?"
"I'll relinquish control of my body?"
or
"I'll accept people telling me who to demonize?"

Yum Sunday 9/13/2009

Coffee,
Blueberry and Lemon Muffin,
Salt and Vinegar chips (WISE brand),
Roadside wild tart grapes,
that grow like kudzu,
and are served like Communion,
carrots in the rice,
garlic in the beans,
goat cheese and almonds
on the spinach.

Clay I'm not.

For ages,
with a speed slower
than the most gentle snow,
I sank to the bottom
of the tea colored
Acoaxet pond,
to hold the tethers
of lily pads,
whispered to by the rushes,
and
to be gratefully disturbed
by a boy and his dog.

Dog test.

Flat on his back
stomach being scratched
eyes closed in bliss.

Lets do a test.
I'll keep scratching
and you quietly get up
and walk away.

Eyes open and
neck twists to follow
until out of site
and then a quick glance at
me and up he gets
and saunters off to make
sure everything is under
control.

RickWood82 (9:39:46 AM): how ya doin?

richardwood401 (9:40:21 AM): brb

richardwood401 (9:56:34 AM): dandy! how was your suit shopping?

RickWood82 (9:56:52 AM): good... we were there until the mall closed

richardwood401 (9:58:09 AM): boy, talk about 2 opposing ideas in one sentence!