While bullshitting about my up coming vacation in New Mexico,
Narsi asked me if I was going to 4 corners.
I said no as that was north and everything else
I was doing was south.
He then said he always wanted to go there
and put one limb in each of the 4 states
and then mimed what he would look like.

ITEM: Derriere found repulsive.

Your butt is not touching the chair!

The electron shells of the atoms
in your chair
repulse the electron shells of the atoms
in your butt
causing a gap of
1.0 × 10^-10 meters
to exists between you and the chair.

Spring can not be far away
when the
winter dog turds
blossom.

"I don't want to be a buzz kill
guys but its time for my
meds and I want to go to bed"

A late winter snow covered the bike path
with a one or two inch 24 hour story.
Tracks showed people doing silly walks,
walking their dogs,
which side paths or yards they
entered and left.
Deer leaving their notched vee shaped
marks pointing in the direction they
were traveling.
All sorts of small animal prints
in different configurations.
A dog, either out of joy or necessity,
rolling and rubbing.