Happy Leap Second !
spend it wisely.

I am living and working in Massachusuetts for a company based out of San Fransisco....if I get any bluer you will be able to make a pie out of me.

I have an icicle hanging off the
back of my apartment that is nearly 7 feet long.
I have named it Glamdring.

I overhead this on the
Interweb and just like
to repeat it over and over.

"Like a cotton candy Cadillac,
driven by Abe Lincoln,
who has a beard of diamonds."

Slight paraphrase of a Kurt Vonnegut book quote:

"Hello Elska. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, Elska, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, Elska—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

Hi, Apple Store?

Can I get an app to run
on my Iphone that will
prevent people warning
me about carbon monoxide?

I can!

Thank you Steve Jobs.

"One sec while I put on some pants."

"Good idea!"

small thrill -
using the micro soft outlook
out of office assistant
before going on
vacation.

Glory in my
fallibility!

Is the use of the term
whippersnapper
within my bailiwick now?

Like a spray of machine gun fire
a line of brown and granular
bird shit across my
lower left windshield.
A lone masticated berry
nut resting on the hood.

Incoming email said
"Oh man. It works so well!"

I emailed back
"What the heck....more details."

Response was
"I combined you with a gorilla!"

I have two plants
on the window sill
next to my desk at
work.
What difference does it
make if I water
them now or 15 minutes from now?
You can see where I
am going with this.
2 weeks later the plants
are practically dead.

thankful to forgiveness,
both ends,
me and others.

I heard of a guy,
not me of course,
that got his November
car inspection on December 1st,
buying an extra month
before the next.
Take that Amerika !
or so I think he
thought.

50 minutes later comes
word,
"Still Alive"

Incoming IM's start with "wish had turkey
leftovers for sandwiches"
then turn ugly.
Announcing layoffs,
6 so far,
need to go to a staff meeting.