Honeymooners take time out for a post card.

A stroll behind my
apartment at night
brought me face to face
with the butt end of a
skunk gun making me
bolt back inside,
sniffing gratefully.

Man on a bike says to me
"We have had a bear here,
getting a stick might be a
good idea." and he rhymed
"here" and "idea".

When someone asks you
to dance, dance damn it.

Having jumper cables in
my car and being able to
help someone makes me
feel über useful.

If I had a girl smiling at
me like that I would be
doing everything to date
her.