Monday, June 30, 2008

Roads and Streets

Springs
Hillside
The Great
Loomis
Wiggins
Westview
Maquire

Thursday, June 26, 2008

What did you do this morning?

Using my right foot I squirted
a flammable liquid into tubes
which then ignited under pressure.
Using my left foot and right hand
I controlled this transfer of momentum
through a series of gears and fluids
to wheels under me.
Using my left hand I changed the
angle of those wheels to adjust my trajectory.

Me?

I walked.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

If we can't stop zombies with
a head shot we are screwed.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

No bike path for slugs.

Between Presta valved bikes,
roller bladed hotties,
and
rapidly drying asphalt
there is no bike path
for slugs.





Monday, June 16, 2008

Father's Day 2008

God asked
"What do you know?"
I answered
"I know these two boys"

Friday, June 06, 2008

Thursday, June 05, 2008

We have launched a toilet into space
and now we send people up to fix it.

Hope it was a union job.

Monday, June 02, 2008

The darkness engulfed
with the sound like chewing
tin foil.
Spit out onto the bike path
like a dead mouse
among dogs who forgot
they can not fly.