M. - She abused her car by running out of gas 27 times.

R. - but she never took a blow torch to her ball joints.

No it's not ironic.

Everything has happened,
including that not having happened
before.

MasterCard

0$ - Cancel your car insurance

0$ - hit a bicyclist

Priceless ! - act indignant

Jayne,
Thank you for working
with me and sharing a
little of our lives.

Around 6:30pm phone call
from 401 area code
with unrecognized number.
Let go to voice mail but no
message left.

Go to the grocery store
for coffee and impulse a
bag of chips. Woman behind
me in checkout line comments
she wish she could get chips.

Seinfeld - Jerry and Elaine make
rules for having sex so they can stay friends.

As Time Goes By - Lionel and Jean grow
closer together and kiss.

Globe Trekker - one of my
favorite travelers Megan McCormick
goes to Scotland.

Make some Mac and Cheese.

All the while he was thrown from
his bike by a car (green in my mind)
and taken to the hospital.

Andrea helps him.

Thank the gods just stitches over eyebrow
and a sore arm.

Sit back and relax,
everything has happened.

To the dog on the bikepath.

The one whose walker wouldn't
let you stop and give that clump of
grass a good long sniff.
You looked back at me when
you passed. Did you smell
something, 2-methylphenol
perhaps,
or my destiny.

In the hermetically scrubbed and
conditioned air where the light
is buzzing fluorescent
the dog shit on my shoe has the
temerity to stink.

If nothing else he left his share of night soil.

Sit back, relax and smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCld99SNg1o

Good
ice cream sandwich

Better
ice cream sandwich sandwich
(ice cream sandwich between
two ice cream sandwiches)

Best
( _fill in the blank_)

They went to Martha's Vineyard

Drive to Woods Hole for 9 am,
where its
7 dollars per person to the island.
One day bus pass on the island
for 6 dollars
unlimited usage and come back around
4.