Pixie so owns that sarcasm badge

Pigtailed ingenue manning
the table at the exit of
Stop and Shop.
"Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"
she piped at me.
"No Thank You" I replied.
To my back she shot
"Thank You for supporting
girl scouts of America
anyway"

Good work day

When my lunch
sandwich is saved till
noon.

Sisyphus

One of the spirits returned,
which ever was the most seductive,
and abandoned him back to
the way Scrooge had been.
This was the worst because
Scrooge now knew what he
was missing.
There were no spirits to redeem him,
just Scrooge to push that boulder
up the mountain
for many years after.

Nothing moves the auction along...

Like some 8th grade eye candy.

Sometimes, just like this.

We had said good bye
and exchanged hugs.
I was stopped at the door with
a question
and then he said
"Wait a sec, give me
another hug".

Golden silence

Stretched between us,
holding us gently in the arms
of quiet harmony
only to be broken at
the very end
with the remonstration
"Its been nice talking to you"

On NPR Morning Edition

Pigs are a member of the
order Artiodactyla
(....pause....)
Even-toed ungulate
(...pause...)
Go look it up.

It was a joke...

If protested from my lips
means its already
to late and I am
screwed.

Robins freaking out.

I could hear them through
the plate glass of Suite111
at the Lexington Corporate Center.
About 5 minutes later a
Red Tail hawk makes
a double pass through the
court yard. Looked like
he went away empty clawed.

Only on WGBH

Would you hear a host
describe a piece of music
that had just been played
as
"The musicians had the audience
eating out of their hands
with that toe tapper
from the 16th century"

Unusual sightings on or around Springs Road

1) I have seen twice now an old man walking backwards (butt forward) up the road.

2) A teenager has something hidden behind stone wall across the street. I have seen him twice stand stone still until there are no cars and then he leaps into the woods. Once I saw him place a clear container of a medium brown liquid behind the wall.

3) There is a guy across the street from me who has covered, I mean hundreds, of bumper stickers on his white Taurus. I can not read them because he parks way up in his driveway. Last night when leaving Stop and Shop at around 8:30pm, way out in the empty parking lot, the car was parked and he was seated on the cement applying another bumper sticker.

Fire Alarm Testing

Here at the Lexington Corporate Center
is anything
really burnt
during the test?

Christmas

The supply closet at work
is a wonderland of
practical gifts.
Paper,
Pencils,
Pens,
Post it Notes,
and one big
honking printer/copier
for those who have been
very good this year.

Stand back, I am a professional.

His deft DBA knowledge
brought out
a girlish laugh
when answering
her question
about sql server.

Sandal shots

The staccato snaps
of her sandals
as she walked
down the hall
brought relief
when not entering
my cube.

Fuckin heat shields.

Header.
Manifold.
Up pipe.
Twin scroll turbo.
Down pipe.
Center pipe.
Mufflers.
Intercooler.
Flash the ECU.
Grin like a wild man!

Robots vs People in space.

R. says:
I can think of one thing people can do in space that robots can't.

M. says:
Was this thing in a james bond movie?

R. says:
That or a James Kirk episode on Start Trek.

M. says:
So robots can't be really bad actors? That's it?

Can you hear me now?

Discussion between two co-workers:

J. said "Your not listening to me."
M. replied "Well then your not listening to me"
J. said "I have told you three times now"

ITEM

I have found that
melding the sliver
of old bar with
the new bar
is very easy with
Dial soap.

WTF

When a woman refers
to herself as
"I don't consider myself a feminist by any means"
what exactly does that mean?
"I'll accept less pay for the same job?"
"I'll accept not being able to vote?"
"I'll let other people tell me how to dress?"
"I'll relinquish control of my body?"
or
"I'll accept people telling me who to demonize?"